Saturday, January 18, 2020

The beautiful snow flurries

Ah, here they come, the snow flurries, at 10:40 a.m.

I've been listening online to Winesburg, Ohio, by Sherwood Anderson. About an assortment of odd characters.

Am snuggled up here on red couch, under a warm bedspread and drinking hot Dunkin coffee to dispel the horrid taste of awful vitamins and supplements I gulp down every single morning.

Anderson in 1933

Never knew what Sherwood looked like. He had a mental breakdown and died at 64.

Me too!

Am better now, thank you.

How beautiful it is outside.

Scott went out to cash a check.

He's back.

He did an imitation of the teller asking where to put his money.

THE LOVELY SNOW

The white sky asks, Are you ready?
No matter what we're doing
she sends down her noble flakes.

You may be doing a Times crossword,
yes, some folks are that smart
or finishing your bacon and eggs
as if you're at table with
Ozzie and Harriet

Or reading about why Pope Benedict
quit his lifetime appointment.

What's that unmistakable sound?
The mailman, tromping up my steps
and depositing the worst rot of
mail you can possibly expect.

The snow is made of tiny dots like
a pointillist painter. Oh, hell, says I
and lick my fingers, wishing I still
lived with Mommy and Daddy somewhere
anywhere.



Thursday, January 16, 2020

Great visit at Mom's with Lynn and her son Miles! Poem: Standing out in the Wind

Before I left I ate a bowl of oatmeal and blubberries, heated up in the pilot lit oven.

I had misunderstood that Lynn would be bringing food for us to Mom's house.

Food like awesome pizza, coffee for me, and crumb cake.

Mom was in fine form chatting with Miles, tho she couldn't hear a thing.

He and his GF will take a trip to Bangkok Thailand.

Years ago Sarah went there and brought me a shiny jacket which should still be upstairs in my hall closet.

Chaser Shiny Vinyl Puffer Jacket Mine is far nicer, but I do like this. A lot.

Miles said People like pictures. Good advice Miles.


Do you think it would be terrible if I ate anudder bite of the pizza? Lynn bought these at the new McCafferty's but don't quote me.


Topics of discussion were

Studying for the Pennsylvania Bar, Beating Trump, absentee ballot, my watching on PBS



David Bushkill, nearly dying as he clumb down a sheer cliff.

Mom piped up that she knew anudder climber. Our relative Bogarad, who moved to Israel, and is a climber there.

Look! Everything has vanished from my blog!



Jupiter, please speak up.

My pleasure, says he.



STANDING OUT IN THE WIND

Earlier today I was in bed and listened
to the howl of the wind.
I pretended a hurricane was upon us.
Went out and was bent over double
was dragged to my car and placed
my arms over the trunk
My legs were lifted high up
and winds pried my hands
off and I bumped along the street

ba bump ba bump ba bump

On my belly like a rattler
I crawled back to the red front door
and let myself in.

The house shook and shook
but stood its ground.

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Early Thursday Morning

According to my trusted advisors, Looking Out the Window, was a dismal failure.

Am now awaiting the completion of my omelet which for sure will leave egg on my face. I used my Lantus and my blood sugar was indeed much lower than usual. Twas quite high after riding my bike for half an hour while watching The Planets and then Amanpour - Christiane, so glad to be with you - and the racism surrounding Harry and Meghan. She was always an activist.

Lemme sip from their wedding cup I bought online.

Oh, my generous son gave me a nice wad of money. I may go online and see if the Royals have anudder cup for me.

Quelle shock I had this morning. Since I do nuffin all day I forgot it was Thursday Garbage Day.

Scott, who's sick with the flu, had dragged out the Yellow Plastic Bin. Wearing my comfy PJs, I added many items and then dragged out my regular garbage can, where food was mouldering in its own juices.

Lucky was I the trash men had not yet cometh.

This omelet is delicious. It's sitting right beside me as if it were the feral cat in the back yard.

Of COURSE it ain't, you idiot.

Do I care that Bernie Sanders said a woman could never be elected President?

I think Bernie Sanders could never be elected president.

Now they've got coalitions where they're all working together.

After I shot up with Lantus in the kitchen last night, I was afeared I might wake up 'low' or dead. So I looked around my bedroom and found where I keep my glucose tabs.

A WALK DOWN MY UPSTAIRS HALL

I felt immensely tall
as I walked in my PJs
to my upstairs office
which used to be Dan's
bedroom and before that
a member of the Travis Family

I'd like to repeat how swell
it felt to feel tall. For I am not.

I towered over my companions
Imagine that!
Imagine that!

......

Can't wait to go upstairs and read.
And then of course to fall asleep while reading.
Am I tired now?
Yes, thanks for asking.

Was Harry and Meghan's exit set in motion during the holiday season?

HEY - OUT HERE IN THE BOONIES -

WE LOVE YOU HARRY AND MEGHAN

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Shopping in these United States - One more sip of blood orange juice



SHOPPING IN THESE UNITED STATES

GUIDELINES

Practice patience. Be not
in a hurry. Enjoy yourself
even if you are not.

FOOD

Read ingredients.
Watch for sodium intake.
Carbohydrates.
Remember you have diabetes
which could kill you,
that's for damn sure.

Wear warm grey hat with feathers
at the headdress. Okay to pretend
you're Sacajawea or Minne-haha.

STAPLES STATIONERY STORE

First we buy our Scotch tape.
Miraculously, with my dim dim memory,
I find Staples stationery store on
Easton Road. I enter, stand still, as
if I'm having a tiny grand mal, and Bill
helps me.

12 Green Scotch Tapes, trademarked, are
fitted on pink tape dispenser. Snazzy
and useful when I send out my postcards.
Rem, you are next!

GIANT SUPERMARKET

Come splashing in the rain.
Park head first so I can find car.
Forget list.
Buy blood red orange juice so as not
to catch a cold. As addictive as
heroin, tho I've never tried it,
just pot in the long-ago.

Baby spinach in the crinkly plastic
package. Dirty looking baby bellas
and oh them cheeses and the Tavern Ham.

Avoid Helen's eyes in her Chinese kiosk
as I board broccoli, cabbage, flat radishes,
olives onto a wiggly plastic container

and another one bearing fruits for dessert.

LIFE! I need a few more good years before
I bite the dust. A thousand more stories
to tell like Scheherazade.

Ode to Brenda Mower


She never knew what hit her after her husband forbad her to participate in New Directions.

Here is her obit. You'll see her lovely face.

BRENDA MOWER

Decades later, Brenda,
I look you up and find your
obit bringing you back to me
like a fisherman pulling up
a shiny marlin.

How you got to us is a mystery
but with a talent like yours
you must have a group of your own.

We sent you to Morris Arboretum
where you worked with a woman
delighted to help you. When I visited
I found you and your crew mopping your brows
in the Cactus Room, marveling at the beauty
of the hundreds of different orchids, some
taller than dogwoods, but it was you, Brenda,
who was the star.

Every so often a woman is born
a true leader, your curly hair,
your bright eyes, the relationship
you had with your psychiatrist,
We laughed when you
wrote about his kicking his shoe
on and off.

Oh, they sent you to the asylum,
who knows why, but that's what they do
to the brilliant and the bold and the
truthtellers.

Your husband
Marvin, built you an addition
to your house, what did that do to your spirit?
My little nightingale, your voice could not
sing anymore.

....

Rem, thanks for the idea of my writing a poem. 

For breakfast I finished the box of Tomato Bisque Soup which I ate from a paper bowl. In a moment I will eat my usual and compost them. 

And down all them supplements.

And, then, Dear Readers, I shall write for Bookends Review.


Monday, January 13, 2020

Guidelines for walking in the snow - Poem for my son Dan Deming

FROM WARMINSTER TOWNSHIP, guidelines for walking in the snow

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2. Walk Like a Penguin
Taking long, fast strides across an ice-covered parking lot is one of the best ways to become closely acquainted with the ground. Instead, take short steps and walk at a slower pace, just like a penguin. Not only will it help you keep your balance, it will also allow you to notice quick changes in traction and react appropriately.

3. Use Handrails
For some reason, we're sometimes reluctant to make our lives easier by using the tools around us, even when they're at arm's reach. That's true for handrails. After a summer of bounding up the steps without giving it a second thought, it doesn't always occur to us to grab hold of the rail when the steps are frozen over.
But remember, the handrail is extra precaution. That means you still have to walk up and down the stairs carefully, taking your time and planting your feet firmly on each step.

4. Step Out Safely
Use caution when exiting and entering your vehicle. Stepping out of the vehicle can mean hitting the ground at an awkward angle and getting to our vehicle can make us put our guard down. So, step in and out carefully, and even grab onto the door handle or the vehicle itself for extra support.

5. Watch Out for Black Ice
So, you drove to work in the morning and find that the parking lot is free of snow. Before you jump out of the car and waltz carelessly to the building, remember that you might come across the dreaded black ice.
After water snow or ice melts, it can refreeze into black ice, a thin, slippery layer of ice that is difficult to see but easy to fall on.

6. Don't Overload Yourself
Need to carry something to or from your car? Now's not the time to be a hero and load yourself up with as much as you can carry so that you can bring it all in one trip. And we can guarantee that no one will be impressed with your efficiency if you – and everything you're carrying – falls to the ground.
Only take what you can comfortably carry without obstructing your view. Try to keep at least one arm and hand free; you'll be amazed at how much easier it will be to maintain your balance.

7. Don't Create a Hazard Indoors
Slip and fall safety doesn't end once you walk into the door. Make sure you remove as much snow and water from your boots or shoes as possible. If you have dry shoes to change into, do it as soon as you can do so safely (standing in everyone's way is ill-advised). Otherwise, you could leave a wet prints or snowy, slushy patches for others to slip on.

8. If It's Dangerous to Walk On, It's Dangerous to Drive On
The slippery surface you must walk across is likely to be similar to the surface you have to drive on. Take your time – extra, if you need to – and remember that the speed limit is just that: a limit. Drive below it if you need to.
And remember that the road is slippery for everyone else, too. Give yourself enough distance from other vehicles, in case they have difficulty braking.

....



LUNCH WITH MY SON, DAN

Right on the dot
he picked me up in
Blue Car.

Where would we go?
The Four Seasons on the Main Line?
Brazilian Steakhouse in Center City?
Simply Ming's for the best in Chinese
or Lidia's for original Italiano with
plenty of olive oil and parmisano cheese?

Like me, Dan is a humble man and led me to
a Falafal Joint in the nearby Willow Grove Mall

And we talked and we talked and we talked.
He wanted to know all about me. Me? His mother.
Where had I been. And where was he at the time.

A brief hagiography
Camp Lejeune North Carolina
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Shaker Heights, Ohio

Loretta Court in Englewood Cliffs N J
And then wanderlust struck and I sojourned
to California, Big Sur with the silver and blue surf
L'Auberge where Chez Ray fed me and his dad
Juneau, Alaska

And some Mediterranean cruises with his sister who
wrote "Gravity," which Dan loved.

And I love Dan. Generous. Humerous. And a fine driver
with a couple of close ones.

Sunday, January 12, 2020

On Sunday, we watch T C M

Scott and I were both exhausted so we slept through the film that Eddie Mueller described. This was the age of McCarthyism - communists infiltrated our country - so the authors of the film were never credited until later, after they escaped to England.

One man was Joseph Losey. Here's a list of his films, which are now on my Wish List.

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He barely escaped being caught - a story all its own.

I had to leave for Sundays with Mom and couldn't watch the end of film with Joan Crawford. Her face had been ruined in a fire, but a surgeon finally fixed it after 12 surgeries.

Crawford fought for the role from Louis B Mayer. He threw up his hands and said, Okay, if you wanna ruin your career, don't blame me.

In 20 minutes the film HOWARD'S END will be on PBS. I can't wait to watch.

Snacks?

At Mom's, Lynn introduced us to AFFIRMATIONS. They won't print out, but here's what they say:

I AM HAPPY
I AM HEALTHY
I AM WEALTHY
I AM LOVED
I AM SECURE
I AM WORTHY
I AM POSITIVE
I AM BLESSED
I AM GRATEFUL
I AM POSITIVE
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM CONFIDENT
I AM COURAGEOUS
I AM EXCITED ABOUT TODAY