Thursday, March 12, 2020

Cruller poem - Everybody Knows

LEANING ON MY CAR TO EAT A CRULLER

dedicated to MHB 

I'd finished shopping at the Willow Grove Giant
My groceries placed in my Audubon bag
I knew exactly where my car was
And yet I stopped.
Something was missing
Something was amiss.

Should I or should I not?
The last time I was in the bakery
was when I bought my friend Winnie tea cakes,
half a dozen tasteless buns she loved.

Without hesitation I examined all the sweet things
offered within the Plexiglass cases. Messy things
that would get chocolate, delicious melt in your
hands chocolata, that were unthinkable for
me to buy.

And then I saw it.
Top shelf.
Pretty as a Marvin Gay
postage stamp, staring
directly at me.

If only I could eat it
then and there. Not allowed.
You'd be taken upstairs
and interrogated, then
cuffed and thrown in a
cop car with an iron grate
and driven to a jail cell
directly across from the
Upper Moreland Library.

The cruller cost all of
$1.29 which I paid for with
my credit card.

Holding it aloft like
a tennis trophy, my cart
and I trotted to my car
as fast as I could.

Good God, was that my friend
Rem barreling down the parking lot?

We chatted, he warned me of getting
the virus, and finally the cruller
and I were alone.

Crullers are fried
but not a drop of oil
did I taste. Simply a pure
pleasure sensation.
A Dionysian orgy.

Impossible to describe
"Delectable" will do. 

Cruller - Wikipedia

EVERYBODY KNOWS

The neighbors
The friends
The relatives
The ones that feud
The ones that live alone and
cry from loneliness
The closet gays
Transvestites
Scammers
Those in slammers.
Hospice patients.
The homeless.
Bernie and Joe.
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. 
Everyone wonders
What's it like not to be able to breathe.
Will we be saved?

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Neighbor Patrick's Bees - Poem : The Miraculous Honeybee

 Lynn's matzoh ball soup.
Last of the Carrot Soup.

 Our writing group. Linda Barrett wrote some religious poems. They were very good. Rem really liked them.

Years ago I had started a short story about a black man. Decided to finish it for our group.

Influenced by my BF Curtis Branch from Clarksdale, Mississippi, and the restaurant L'Auberge in San Francisco, where my late Cousin Ray was an apprentice. Best meal ever tho I don't remember a thing we ate.

Was my ex with us?

Rem, where art thou?



His Randy Package Truthseeker was one of his best. I laffed out loud.

Neighbor Patrick's bees.


On the rim of the flower pot I got from Symphony Manor after it rolled in the street, half dead.

HONEYBEES, PLEASE BE MY GUEST

You are so important in this world of ours
Visit any time you please
Do you realize Pat is your keeper
A thousand times bigger than thee.

You were not built for speed
but for short hauls to get honey
for your nest

Would you believe your wings flap
15,000 times a second to keep you aloft
Miraculous, honey bee.

The world cannot do without you
Your pollination makes many trees grow
from almonds to apples and blueberries

The miraculous honey bee.



Monday, March 9, 2020

Ice cream at China Bowl - The Chinese Man walks his German Shepherd in the Philadelphia Suburbs

Wish I had someone to talk to. Walked into the Upper Moreland Library and there was Dorothy, a lovely older woman. Returned all my books and DVDs, including the Ulrike Ottinger film. She will be at BAMPH later this year. Perhaps Sarah will beam me up there via Uber.

Young Mailman Sean delivered the mail wearing shorts. I had gone outside in my furry CVS hat, which, as usual, I slept in.

Quite a draft at the top of my bed.

Per Rem Murphy, I watched the film Ragamuffin on YouTube, rudely interrupted by commercials. It was great. It’s the story of the late Christian singer Rich Mullins. Very talented but angry as a stinging wasp. Richard Koch played Mullins.

Can’t quite remember what ‘ragamuffin’ means. A preacher told him that the two of them were both ragamuffins. Possibly that they don’t believe that God loves them.

Well, I love ice cream.

But where might I go for some.

I knew I couldn’t remember where DQ is. Every year I have trouble finding it.

So off I go to China Garden, a huge well-appointed restaurant.

I was seated by a gentleman.

“I just want ice cream,” I said.

“We no have ice cream,” he said.

I pointed to ice cream and sherbet on the menu.

“What kind you want?”

“Vanilla with chocolate sauce,” I said.

They had no sauce, so I ordered both chocolate and vanilla ice cream which arrived in a small bowl.

Delicious.

Walter Straus and I used to dine here.

I still have Walt’s photo on the side of my fridge tho I dunno if he’s dead or alive. He was born in 1918.

WALT? Can you hear me? Send me a card if you’re still around.
…
For my Warminster Writing Group I hastily wrote a short story IVAN and then fixed it up when I got home.

Submitted it to a new site Potato Soup Journal.
New sites almost never accept my work.
Hurray, they did.
March 31 they will publish it. 
…
Was at Mom’s yesterday, Sunday, while Ellen went to the Flower Show.
I’ve been to many in the past but have no interest in going again.
In fact I think I have photos in my Ikea desk, which I found down the street, and Don drove it home for me in the back of his truck. The photos may be in the huge drawer on the right where I keep my socks.

I climbed into bed with Mom and we both napped.
We looked through her Cleveland Heights, Ohio, yearbook called THE CALDRON.
I always ask her questions and she did know what it meant, a large container.

There she was, Bernice Begis. She added “Lois” as she wanted a middle name.
She remembered a great many people in the book, men and women both.
We remarked when we thought a guy was handsome or a woman attractive.
Lenore Oscar, her dear friend was in there, still alive. Oscar is her married name.
Mom told me that two students called her a “dirty Jew” and understood that it came from their home.
There were, in fact, loads of Jews at Heights, as they called it.
…

“I think I hear the garage door opening,” I told Mom.
She heard nothing.
In five minutes Ellen came up. She was eating some lentils as she hadn’t eaten all day and bought nuffin at the show.
She told us all the clever ways flowers were highlighted at the show. A b’ful glowing blue light – from underneath – was gorgeous.
I thought a moment. Maybe we can spray paint your chipped side walk, I said.
She said The Burke Brothers – is that their name – were responsible for much of the show.
…

Told Mom that when I drove up I saw a Chinese man walking an enormous German Shepherd.
She said it’s a new dog. He always has shepherds.
I told Ellen I was gonna write a poem about it.

THE CHINESE MAN WALKS HIS GERMAN SHEPHERD IN THE PHILADELPHIA SUBURBS

Thousands of miles from his country,
the Chinaman proudly walks his dog who
looks like a Siberian wolf who hunts
in packs on the cold white ground
tearing gazelles and elks to pieces,
blood soaking the ground.

In San Francisco, they called us coolies
as we set railroad ties for the bosses
but were not allowed to eat in their restaurants
or sleep in our hotels.

This is America, we cried?
Decades passed. The Chinese man
has the lovely house on the corner.
In his dark-stained book shelves
he has Pearl S Buck's The Good Earth.

His daffodils are showing their pretty
heads in the garden and the purple crocus
shine in the sun.


Thursday, March 5, 2020

People don't read me blog - Poem: Crockpot - just noticed it was Hamilton Beach

Amazing how many people don't read my blog.

Am drinking one of them red Solo cups filled with Starbucks black coffee.

Flavor? None.

Submitted "Mailman Rachel" to Mad Swirl today. They DO like my work so I'm hoping for the best - takes em forever to reply.

Ran outside several times to put papers in the Yellow Plastic Bin.

Did my leg hurt? Wasn't paying attention bc it was too cold outside.

And, yes, I'm sitting here in my darling hat from CVS, and yes, I've gotta finish ESCAPE by 2:30 pm today for our reading group.

Scott gave me a huge bag of organic carrots.

"You can make carrot soup out of it," he suggested.

And so I am, in my old crockpot. Hamilton Beach.

You know my philosophy: why buy anything new. I can save the money and use it for my funeral. 

CROCKPOT

Put anything inside me and I'll cook it for ye
Today, a blustery day in March we've got
huge chunks of organic carrots, ugly as
the witch in the Wizard of Oz, but cooking
for our Ruthie, so she can have a quick
meal when she come downstairs hongry
hongry as a deep sea diver on the coast
of Carolina.

HAMILTON BEACH

How I remember frolicking on the beach
when we were younger
The waves, the surf, the touch
of your hands on my young slender
body, and then, by Jove, you
left me. Betrayed me. No matter.
You are dead now. And I still alive.

PS - In the kitchen I am listening to BECOMING MARIE ANTOINETTE, by Juliet Grey.



Amber colored eggs from HERITAGE BREED EGGS.





Diced carrots, squiggly noodles, and eggs.

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Warminster writing group - Mail Carrier Rachel

Why couldn't I wake up this morning? I was exhausted. My last dream I was at Scott's and was looking in various drawers of his, except they were not his.

You better get to writing your short story, he said.

Mailman Dante had arrived, dropping invoices into my painted mailbox.

Gave me the idea of writing about a mail carrier. Named her Rachel cuz I like the name. She's an African American. Rem, who works at the Roslyn post office, said there's a lot of discrimination against black mail carriers.

I've gotta polish it up. Also the ending comes as a surprise. Is it believable?

Netflix highly recommended a video for me, something about carbon alterations. Every other word was F this and F that.

Click. Turn it off and turn on you tube.

One of the best films ever was Wingless Bird by Catherine Cookson. Takes place during World War I. Brutal battle scenes. Two and a half hours.

At the writing group I started touching my face. Stop it, I reminded myself. Not good in the coronovirus era.

Okay it's 9:30 pm. Just ate Boar's Head red pepper whatchamacallit with lo sodium Triscuits dipped inside.

Go to your exercise bike, immediately.

Yessir!

Found the library easily. Took half an hour to get there tho I waffled on where to turn on Norristown Road - where ARE you - but found it.

Difficult to find parking spot as people were inside doing their taxes with AARP, I believe.

Ya know what? When I get inside a good library like Warminster, I simply hate to leave. Ping ping ping, like a paddle ball snapping me back.

Not so at my own library. High turnover of librarians and I don't even know em.

Our book group is tomro, Thursday at 2 30. Better get to reading ESCAPE, the true story of Oney Judge escaping from George Slaveowner Washington.


Monday, March 2, 2020

Poem: Clumsy - New computer monitor - Poem: Green Grapes

CLUMSY

It's been proven that some older folks
get clumsy as they age. The worse thing
for me is... dropping things.

Was eating some tortellini my sister Lynn
prepared for "Sundays with Mom" when
clatter clatter
the fork dropped on the floor.

No big deal, right?
WRONG! It's a goddamn big deal
But I'm gonna have another bite
and do it right, this time.

....

I'll tell you something. I am a terrific photographer. I took them all on my trip to Paris with Sarah.

Click here.

Below, Sarah is checking her emails at Hotel Joyce - is that Ethan?



My computer monitor upstairs broke.

I was devastated.

After Scott woke up we drove over to Staples and bought a new one, an ACER.

It's huge. Scott said I'd get used to it.

Reminded me of the huge monitor that Mrs Lillian Burnley, former director of the Upper Moreland Public Library used.

I was inordinately fond of the woman. She and husband Bob would go on cruises with kidney dialysis machines on them.

They also have AA meetings aboard cruise ships, often called "Friends of Bill W."

Quite warm today.

Submitted my creative nonfiction piece about Helene Ryesky to Adelaide Review yesterday.

Am waiting, waiting.

GREEN GRAPES

Easy to eat
each slightly sour
barrel-shaped
orbs.

What could be better
than looking at my old familiar
street - Pat, Nance, the plastic
bins hidden away in the
garages, as Pat's honeybees
help themselves to the
dirty water in my trough.

 My new huge computer monitor. 24 inch screen, by Acer.

Gonna watch something on Netflix or YouTube.

Am finishing off sister Lynn's fantastic matzoh ball soup.

LIVE FREE OR DIE!

Motto of New Hampshire.

Methinks!

Sunday, March 1, 2020

Sunday Lunch at Mom's - What a Feast! Joanne, a special guest



 Joanne celebrated her 80th and brought her own cake from Giant in Bucks County. The cake was a bright green, even though you can't tell.
 Ellen bought her flowers. Joanne is tall and stately, but if you tell her she will argue with you.
Chef Lynn brought matzoh ball soup, bagels and lox and cream cheese and tomatoes on jr-size croissants
 Mom loved every single bite.
 So did I.
 Lynn brought her own bowls. She had just married Warren and she and Mom went shopping for bowls. Lovely!
Knedlach soup or matzoh ball soup.

Lynn always sends her food choices to her son Miles, who will graduate Columbia Law School in a couple months. She sent invitations to about a dozen people including my Sarah, our cousin Dr Melissa, Miles' girlfriend Oxana, who is a skiier. He'll learn to ski.

...

Went to Scott's tonight and watched half of A LETTER TO THREE WIVES, since he had to leave for work.

A letter to three wives movie poster.jpg

The whole film can be seen on YouTube.

When I walked home I was dressed very warmly and walked down the street for a few moments. Then I turned around to come home.

Suddenly I felt faint and hurried home.

What a weird feeling that was.

What if I die, I thought.