Here's my article on Weinrich's Bakery in my town of Willow Grove PA.
Fortuitously, I popped over to the bakery and saw this magnificent cake they were making for the closing ceremonies of the Willow Grove Naval Air Base.

To remind myself of what to do I often send myself an email. This morning's read:
PAY BILLS - VISIT MOM AT NOON
I wait till the very last day before I pay all my bills. That's so my account will make pennies of interest, so I can buy penny candy and penny stamps.
Oh, I forgot.
Here, for your edification, is the breakdown of my $900-some bills:
Who else would tell you this stuff but Your Little Ruthie!
PECO (gas n electric)
AQUA (wawa - the single best line in The Miracle Worker. I always bawl during that scene, Patty. Hey, go off your meds like I did and see if you're cured like me. Check w/ your doc first)
MEDIGAP - picks up the slack for what Medicare doesn't pay
ABINGTON ORTHOPAEDIC SURGERY - handsome Dr Mancini diagnosed me w/ arthritis in the neck. I saw Margaret Fitzpatrick,the great,who gave me neck-ercises, which I do many times a day and the neck is good. Function, not looks.
DOYLESTOWN HOSPITAL where I got my useless epidural for sciatica, which was so bad today I was forced to take a Percocet
VERIZON BILL FOR RUTH AND FOR NEW DIRECTIONS - The County picks up the tab, so I must take the bills over to the Giant Supermarket to make 15-cent copies of each
COMCAST, my Internet provider
PEERLESS AUTO INSURANCE
Since I can't do the math, I call up my bank and ask them to add up the sums for me.
For easy math, I submit it to the Goggle search engine and they do it for you.
Hope you know about this fantastic feature.
From now on, I'll only buy whole wheat pasta. They like you to keep a food diary but I'll tell YOU what I had for dinner:
Shrimp dipped in cocktail sauce I made w/ Heinz organic ketchup (who knew?) and Gold's beet horseradish.
Tomato products were forbidden when I only had two kidneys.
Steamed brussels sprouts w/ three red bliss potatoes.
Potatoes strictly forbidden, except when I went to Spain and had the most magnificent taters ever!!!
Salad with everything in it. Dressing of fresh lemon and olive oil.
Just walked Scott thru the backyard to the path where he'll walk up Davisville Road to the train station.
While everyone is getting ready for bed, Scott is minding the trains for SEPTA.
Coming home this morning, he was on a train where the electricity didn't work - no A/C and no lights. He didn't care. He was gonna sleep.
What was wrong w/ the train, I asked.
It's really old, he said. At least forty years.
Gee, imagine having an automobile that long.
Hey! I said. Maybe it was an old Budd train!
Could be, he said.
Budd was the chief supplier of SEPTA regional rail cars and many other trains across the US. Everything, however, has a lifespan, and Budd ain't no more.
My bank, which I wrote about above, was originally the credit union for Budd employees.
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