Sunday, January 8, 2012

Mike's Hikes meets w/o me - I comfort myself by having company for dinner - Grace and Dan visit

Dan and Grace don't have sidewalks in their neighborhood. So she doesn't know the concept of "Don't run in the street."

I was so looking f/w to going to Mike's Hikes at Fort Washington State Park. The last time I visited there was when I wrote an article for the Intell about their annual Hawk Watch.

I had no idea how to get there.

Scott and Bruce, the new leader of "Hikes" gave me direx.

I got horribly lost. Here are some of the places I ended up, some of which I never knew existed.

And since I don't have photos, I intersperse pix of Grace from her morning visit plus the spam-catcher on Bill Hess's blog, which catches me every time and makes it difficult to post comments.

Holy Sepulcher Cemetery. Love the name. Must tell you I love all the Catholic pageantry and the fact they consider life as sacred as I do.

In order to post on Bill's site, you confirm you're not spam. I never can read these darn things correctly.

So then I tried the auditory approach and had the same problem!

I photographed em and sent Bill an email so he'd know what I was talking about.

She goes straight for the DVDs. Currently I'm listening to Bach's Art of the Fugue sung (sic) by Glenn Gould.

Holy Sepulchre is where I made my first emergency phone call. Bruce's cell was out of order - he did warn me about this - so I called Mike and left him a message. Yes, Mike did come to the hike.

Not giving in to defeat - just yet - somehow I entered Route 309 - egads - I could barely remember how to drive on these fast highways w/ the merges and the gotta-go-fasts - and finally I found myself going - whoa! - 80 mph - my god, I thot, I'm gonna be the next organ donor!

I simply took my foot off the gas pedal and waited till the car slowed down. Jenny (my car's name) loves to speed.

Passed Arcadia College, where I once heard Oliver Saks speak.


While they were here, Dan texted Nicole to say Grace came down my 6 steps all by herself holding onto the railing. He taught her.

We visited the house down the street that was up for sheriff sale. Grace was delighted w/the tennis ball she found in the front yard. She sat on the grass and rolled it around.

Peekaboo! She had these lovely rosy cheeks.

The moment I got home I told Scott. He was flaggerbasted!

We went for our own walk at Mason's Mill Park, but this time in the Business Park. Since I'm working on my novel again, I wanted to see where Simon used to work - Kulicke & Soffa - they've long since moved.

The place has turned into a HealthCare Complex. Unbelievable!!!

The labor intensive meal was tilapia and succotash. Bot corn on the cob, cooked it 5 minutes, and removed all the kernels. Sauteed yellow squash and covered it w/a bag of frozen Fordhook lima beans. Wot dat?

Scott has to go to work tonite. Donna drove him to the train. "Don," I said. "I always give Scott a kiss goodbye. Feel free to do the same thing."

I made the tilapia, which Donna and I loved, by sauteeing it in sesame oil, olive oil, and Balsamic vinegar.

Just realized my thinning hair is from one of my antirejection meds - Prograf. I have huge patches of 'just scalp' mostly in the front of the hair.

I bot "Women's Rogaine," generic form and Donna is applying it. You do this twice a day.

Called my boss to ask if it would be okay. Dr. Kung, my nephrologist, said it was fine.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get to work on my novel.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Poetry at Weinrich's / Poems: A Scientific Treatise on How to Fall Asleep / Nameless Man: His Death is Her Life

Imagine my surprise when the door to the coffeeshop was locked! Here's why:



They don't have enough business in January - is this January? is this 2012? - so they put up the barricade. They were kind enough to remember we meet there so they let us stay as long as we liked.

I ran over to Burger-King to get me some Decaf to dunk my chocolate-frosted donut in - yes, my mouth is watering, too. My sugars were so high when I got home, I clumb on my exercise bike and pedaled for 25 minutes while watching The Rifleman, guest star Akim Takimirof. I 'friended' Johnny Crawford on Facebook. He plays Lucas McCain's son, Mark.

Akim Tamiroff, American actor of Armenian descent

A 20-minute session on the bike and my sugars decrease by 40 points!

Beatriz brought in a successful query letter she wrote which will allow her to submit an essay to a journal. I read every word and thot to myself, if I were the editor, I would say Yes after the third paragraf.

The word paragraf looks like Prograf, one of my antirejection meds. It reminded me to take it. Be right back.



Beatriz also read an essay about Fallingwater, the Frank Lloyd Wright-designed second home of Edgar Kaufmann and his wife, owners of Kaufmann's Department Store in Pittsburgh. I told the group I'd never heard of the house until I was locked up in Bldg. 16.

For a birthday present, Ada and Rich drove me to Fallingwater, 3 hours outside Pittsburg. Absolutely magnificent.

Donna Krause, Beatriz Moisset, and Yours Truly

Kym read three haiku to thunderous applause - the roof shook! - followed by more hysteria when Martha read a Christmas poem that included the Orange Vinaigrette Turkey her dad makes, and then people stood up on the tables screaming after Donna read another Christmas poem.

We thanked Stella by marriage Weinrich as we left. And will undoubtedly meet next time at the Willow Grove Giant Supermarket Coffeeshop.

My goodness, Edgar, quite a store ya got!

Then it was off to mom's to say hello. And pick up a pair of SAS Shoes - what dat? - from Ellen.

Linda was at the writer's group in absentia. She dropped the poems off to me this morning, we critiqued them, and she returned this evening for the feedback. It was another of her religious poems that everyone loved: Angles on Angels.

I wrote two poems to present to the group.

A SCIENTIFIC TREATISE ON HOW WE FALL ASLEEP

Who can understand how we fall asleep?

Certainly not I

unless the gods take pity on me

as they did last night

and let me in.

A shadow,

flat, dark,

of one dimension

pressed himself

against me

- Sleep’s ephemeral form –

and awoke with a slice of morning

coming through the blinds.


NAMELESS MAN: HIS DEATH IS HER LIFE

Dedicated to Sharon Piercy, who had a kidney transplant on Jan. 3, 2012. Her donor was a 31-year-old man who died in an automobile accident. That’s all we know about him.

Ever wonder what it’s like

to die in a head-on collision?

Not so bad, I can tell you,

now that it’s over.

Slow motion, of course,

Noise, screeching, horns blasting

where the hell did he come from?

this can’t be happening!

A symphony, really,

conducted from the driver’s seat

as the audience, transfixed,

watches to bloods-end.

Quite a crescendo!

Better than Beethoven!

Closer and closer came the

orange Camaro

determination unspeakable!

Why, the driver looks just like me

I drive the same car.

Confusion

a John Coltrane improv

- A Love Supreme? –

Sure, Love Supreme.

Baby, I’ll miss you.

Remember your blue-eyed Santa

and for God sakes

throw away the ring!




Friday, January 6, 2012

Congratulations Sharon Piercy: She got her kidney on Tues., Jan. 3 - Stats about organ donations - Update on Sharon

Sharon, on the cover of our last Compass, called me from the Hospital at the University of Pennsylvania with the good news.

She sounded fantastic. "I'm amazed," she said, "that it didn't hurt that much."

She was given a morphine drip but didn't need it by the end of the second day and only took a Tylenol for a headache.

Sharon, of course, lost kidney function from taking lithium, same as me.

She was only on the Waiting List for 2.5 years - instead of an average 5 in this geographical area - b/c she has one of the rarer blood types.

Her deceased kidney donor was a 31-yo man who died in an automobile accident. Sad.

His death is her life.

The doctors were frank and told her there was only a 50-50 chance his kidney would work right away b/c it was coming from a long distance. Until it worked, she might have to go on dialysis. This is the same thing that happened to Denis Hazam, also profiled in the Compass. Denis didn't need to go on dialysis and neither did Sharon.

"My kidney started working w/a vengeance!" she laffed.

"So what medications are you taking?" I asked. I couldn't wait to hear what antirejection meds Penn uses.

They're basically the same as the ones I take from Einstein Medical Center, except for the pain med after transplant. I was given Percocet.

It's totally overwhelming when you first begin your medication regimen.

Sharon said she needs to create her own system. I told her what I do.

It's easier for me to find the NAMES of the meds if I write them on envelopes. My antirejection meds are all in ivory-colored envelopes.

As you can see, I take much less than at the beginning.

When Sharon is discharged, she'll stay w/her daughter Tisha, who lives in Upper Darby, for six weeks, while she goes into Penn for checkups.

I will definitely visit Sharon who now lives in the Poconos. Haven't seen her in 10 years.

Upper Darby is also where Scott works at the SEPTA carhouse. Visitors are strictly prohibited, so I'll never have the opportunity to help him diagnose problems when he goes underneath the train and looks at the wires. Darn!

Coincidentally, I just wrote a Guest Column for the Intelligencer, to be published on Tuesday, called "Make a New Year's Resolution - Become an Organ Donor and Save Lives."

Well, the Nameless Man certainly did a noble deed. Sorry he's not here to appreciate it.

UPDATE ON SHARON

Friday nite, Jan. 6.

Sharon was discharged today. She's staying w/daughter Tisha in Upper Darby. When I called she was in the middle of trying to take her evening pills.

While at Penn, which, as you can see below is the no. one transplant center in the Philly area in terms of volume, the care she received from the nursing staff was wonderful. Sharon, herself, is a nurse, and said that while she's been gone from work, the staff has been so supportive and frequently texts her.

The food at Penn was, typically, "terrible. How can they mess up scrambled eggs?"

I said the same thing about the Einstein food. The only good thing I had was Rice Krispies and Milk. Milk had been a forbidden food for me cuz it contains phosphorus.

Sharon would walk around the "huge" unit, which is for kidney and liver donations and bariatric surgery, to get exercise, w/her intravenous tubes attached by the rolling mechanism.

They called her "the Poster Girl."

She was exhausted, she said, and would go to bed early.

While doing research for the Guest Column on Becoming a Donor, Jill Finnie of United Network for Organ Sharing sent me these interesting stats:

Breakdown of organ donations by hospitals 1988 - Sept. 2011:

13,128 – UCLA Medical Center

13,039 – Univ. of Pittsburgh Med. Center (Thomas Starzl)

10,040 – Univ. of Calif. San Francisco Med. Center

9,887 – Univ. of Wisconsin Hospital and Clinics

9,762 – Univ. of Alabama Hospital

PHILADELPHIA TRANSPLANT CENTERS

7,112 – Hospital of the University of PA

2,928 – Thomas Jefferson University Hospital

2,399 – Albert Einstein Medical Center

2,206 – Hahnemann University Hospital

Where's Temple?

906 – Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia

479 – St. Christopher’s Hospital for Children




Thursday, January 5, 2012

A Day of Incredible Frustration w/Minor Victories

Here's all that remains from my New Year's Day party. I was outside at 7 am - you can see it's still dark - to tell the trashmen that the cartons contain garbage. They are not recyclables.

I have been constantly writing. First priority was to finish my Guest Column for the Intelligencer. I titled it "Make a New Year's Resolution: Become an Organ Donor and Save Lives."

Of course, my editor, Alan Kerr, may change it according to space considerations.

I emailed him to ask if I can use the term "spokesperson" instead of the cumbersome "communications specialist" and he said he hates the term "spokesperson" but I could use "spokeswoman" or "spokesman."

Alan is so good I think he could work for any major paper in the country. He writes all the editorials, from the point of view of the newspaper. Today he wrote about Rick Santorum's surprise second-place victory in the Iowa Caucuses.

The organ donor story was fairly easy to write. I quoted three spokeswomen. Again, the purpose of the story is to advocate for people to become organ donors. I also gave some history of transplantation and other facts sandwiched into the article b/c of space limitations - 700 words tops.

One place I spoke to had a really hostile receptionist. I had to call her about 4 times to get to my spokeswoman. The first time I called she gave me an incredibly difficult time before she put me thru to the spokesman. When he wasn't available I had to call again to find someone I could talk to immediately.

I wanted the final graf of my story to say Do your own investigating about whether or not to be a donor. I'd list the website and the phone no. of the agency.

Would YOU list an agency where the receptionist would give the caller a hard time?

Fortunately, I found another place.

That problem was minor in comparison of a photo of me the Intell wanted. Scott took two simply terrible photos of me.

I had really chapped lips so I put "bee balm" on my lips and rubbed a little on my face.

The photo looked like I was foaming at the mouth.

Plus my hair was simply awful.

I called Molly from Salon Minevanh, who I wrote about in a Patch.com article. She said to come over immediately.

Molly leaves in a week for Jamaica to do the hair of women in the bridal party of her niece.

While at the Salon, I took these still-lifes:





I said hello to her mother/law Chan and asked where her little son Devon was.

She took me in the back room where he sat in his carriage with his iPOD trying to fall asleep. She spoke to him in Laotian.

Molly fussed over me for nearly an hour. Then I asked her to take a photo of me.

I'll be honest. I don't think it looks anything like me. Can I be part of a new Twilight Zone series where I've evolved into someone else? My mind is the same, or so she thinks.

But my really big task is that a publisher has asked to see the entire ms. of my novel, which I finished two years ago. I sent out a query letter to Bellevue Literary Press last week and got a quick response.

But my computer will not cooperate. For the first time ever, I couldn't create a double-spaced manuscript.

"Dear Editor, Please forgive me for not double-spacing, but there seems to be a curse on my Microsoft Word document."

Look, if you're Dean Koontz you can say that, but not if you're Ruth Deming.

I edited the entire 220 pages but - another glitch! - the save button DIDN'T FRIGGING WORK.

The entire editing process took 10 hours, which is how long it takes to read my book. As I sped toward the climax, I began to cry, the end was so moving.

I've got to do it all over again. Ten hours. Pull an all-nighter? Yeah, when I'm 19 and a student at Goddard College typing up Frank Dorsky's essay which is due the next day. It's on Norman O. Brown's once-popular, now largely forgotten Life Against Death: The Psychoanalytical Meaning of History (1959).

I had no idea what Frank was talking about in his essay. He was a smart guy, though, and later got his PhD, like good ole Norman O. Brown, who died at age 88.

Hey, look who made it into my novel - Cookie Rojas! The Havana-born former Phillies second baseman, now 72, is the Spanish-language color commentator for the Miami Marlins.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Chili recipe - visit from Dan and Grace

For my party I wanted something I could prepare in advance. I probly haven't made chili since my kids were little, but that's what I decided on. When I told that to my mom, she said, "We always had chili on New Year's Day. It was Uncle Benny's birthday."

Ground turkey meat, dried kidney beans I soaked, the usual cut-up veggies I buy at the Giant, two cans of diced tomatoes, unseasoned (I don't want anything that tastes unnatural in my chili), lots of chili powder, black pepper, and a can of corn, both for color and nutrition.

No salt.

I like to serve it w/grated cheese - I bought Kraft marbled cuz I thot it would look pretty - and also a dollop of sour cream. For the first time ever, Breakstone has at last come out with an all-natural variety - no preservatives.

I'm having it for b'fast. I just walked over to Scott's, where he's getting ready for bed at 9 am, and told him to come over any time today for chili.

Had a wonderful visit yesterday from Dan and Grace.

I always like to walk outside and greet them and then see them to the car when they leave. Was surprised Nicole didn't come but she was home straightening up.

Grace Catherine getting ready for her big adventure at Bubby's.

We went next door to Scott's to show her his huge train city. He made the whistle blow for her. On the other side of the room is Scott's weight-lifting equipment.

In Scott's dining room, Grace went up to a Xmas decoration of three dogs and a cat and picked out the cat. Her three older brothers are all felines: Nudge, Blank and Doober.

We let Grace lead the way. She went out on Scott's front lawn and picked up some tiny pine cones. She loved them.

Then Dan and I started kicking them to each other, as if we were playing soccer.

Grace got HYSTERICAL laffing.

Since I don't see her as often as Dan and Nicole do, I knew her attention span had vastly increased in only a week!

Okay, having eaten b'fast, drank a cup of Starbux decaf, and blogged, I've gotta get on with my Guest Editorial for the Intell. Wish me luck!

Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Year's Day Party - Who sang 'C'mon to my house. I'm gonna give you Figs and dates and grapes and cakes?'


I went to my sister Donna's Starbucks in Huntingdon Valley and bot two 'traveler's packs,' one regular and one decaf. Ellen took the regular home and I kept the decaf which I'm sipping right now.

But who took Carole D's scrumptious homemade cookies home? No one. Omigod, she also made tiny meatballs which were also delicious. Hmmm, maybe I can bring them to our next New Directions meeting on Tuesday nite and make everyone as plump as I am.

Right before the party began Tracey called! My heart always lights up when I see her name of the Caller ID. Unfortunately, she's got a bug - NO, not a stinkbug, that's me who has them flying around - but she's recuperating.

All the guests left by 7:45 pm. Why then am I ravenous with hunger? I ate everything in sight during the party and after.

Arleen bought her fig, date and goat cheese dip which was out of this world. After she left Carole D asked who made it?

I'd first eaten it at a Passover gathering at the Weinsteins' Elkins Park Condo. A felicitous blend of improbable ingredients that go great together.

The secret of a great party is having plenty of delicious food and wonderful guests.

Here's Arleen fixing her dip which she served with water crackers. I also introduced her to my Caraway Rye Triscuits which she really liked.

Here's her husband Stephen who took no chances and brot his own coffee.

Also for a successful party you've gotta organize yourself the day before. I scrubbed my two bathrooms, straightened the amazingly messy living room, stowed my diabetes supplies in the lower level of the house on the bed, which I made for the first time since summer. It's too cold to sleep down there.

Some of my guests were unaware that I finally got a story published in a prestigious online journal. Click here.

Trace is the blond bombshell on the right. Her BF Mark thinks so too. He bought her a diamond engagement ring. Ellen is on the left.

That was fast, Helen and I burbled.

Yin and Patrick Otis Cox. Yin used to run Le Coffee Salon in Hatboro, where I used to hold my poetry group plus we'd have our Coffeeshop Gigs there.

She brought her special steamed dumplings, filled with pork and maybe hamburger meat. After the party I wolfed them down.

Otis, a civil engineer, used to work for an environmental company before going out on his own. Here's his new company, Geo-Life Inc. Dunno if the link works.

Otis, a painter, used to sell paintings at Le Coffee Salon. We had a show n tell at my party and he brot a lot of his acrylics. He used to do oils but they took long to dry, so he switched to acrylics.

If you donate to his nonprofit, he'll let you have a painting. Here are the three I chose.

Oops! These are Ron Abrams photographs. Look at the face on the Hispanic guy with the hat.

Here's one of three of Otis's paintings I bot.

Ron walked past a beauty salon and wanted to go in and take pix. He asked the lady in charge and look at this marvelous cinema verite of Bea-Arthur lookalike (thanks Helen for pointing out the resemblance. Ron lives in Center City and so does my friend Evelyn who I haven't seen in twenty years!

Evelyn, also an artist, and I used to work at Art Matters monthly newspaper. I drove up to see her on Rattlesnake Road in Limerick, PA - with the hulking nuclear reactors. I did shiver when I drove by.

I wanted to feature one of Evelyn's magnificent paintings on the back cover of the Compass but it wouldn't fill the space. Now you can view her handiwork right here. A physician bought one of her paintings for his office, paying something like $900. Helen and applauded that.






Another view of the Doughertys. Great family, Bart really enjoyed himself and talked to just everybody at the party. I took him upstairs to show him my little clay sculptures. I did them after I was newly diagnosed w/BP and it helped heal me.

When an artist creates artwork she remains totally focused. You don't think about the past or the future, only the feel of the wet clay on your hands and the design that's being fashioned before your eyes.

Mistakes? Just put some water on the clay and refashion.


I had a dream about Obama last nite. My first. We were on an airplane except it really wasn't. He had huge polished shoes and was sitting right next to me. Always curious, I asked him if he believed in an Afterlife.

Nope, he said confidently. This is all there is. He may have trouble governing, but at least he was honest about his religious views.

Speaking of which I'm reading the excellent autobio of Christopher Hitchens, who died of esophogeal cancer in December. He was well-loved by his classy mother Yvonne who raised him on the island of Malta. She suffered from anhedonia (lack of pleasure from the root word 'hedonist' and was often bored.)

She left her husband, a British colonel, and ran off with a man who Hitchens describes as a raving wacko. They were in separate apartment suites somehwhere and he killed Yvonne first and then took his own life.

As a mom, he said, she was wonderful and gave him lots of confidence so he could become one of the greatest writer in the English language as he has been described.

Here's neighbor Patrick who we love. I've wrin a couple of poems about him including The Man in the Distance, Wesley, about his late dog, and The Blue Glass about the first time I met him and his wife.

Pat used to be a part-time wedding photographer, on duty for five long hours photographing weddings. To the bride he would say - Push your breasts out.

In the hubub of the party, I missed taking a pic of my lovely friend Tree, short for Teresa. She and husband Gerry have their own engineering company. What a responsbililty!

Part of our discussions concerned being a responsible adult. Couples opined that their partner has yet to grow up.

When Yin, the dumpling lady, closed the coffee shop she was able to visit her parents in China for the first time in three years. They did very well financially. Her dad retired as manager at an engine factory in Dalian, on the west coast of China near Japan.

Yin, who is as beautiful as she is smart, attends Temple University and is getting a double major in International Business and Internet Software.

She wore black spike heels.

My mom, 89-yo, wore ortho shoes from Trevose Family Shoes where I drove her last year.

She's recovering nicely from falling flat on her face in the kitchen. She removed the throw rug that she thought she tripped on. Whew! That was close. When she and Ellen left, I thanked Ellen for taken good c/o mom, then kissed mom and said I love you.

Alan and Elaine Klawans.
The last guests I invited to the party were Alan and Elaine Klawans - read my article about them here - who live a few blocks away on Division Ave. They are both artists living at home. I told Elaine whenever I hear Samuel Barber's Knoxville Summer of 1915 I think about her.

Here's the entire text, wrin by James Agee, also author of Let us Now Praise Famous Men.

It has become that time of evening when people sit on their porches, rocking gently and talking gently and watching the street and the standing up into their sphere of possession of the trees, of birds' hung havens, hangars. People go by; things go by. A horse, drawing a buggy, breaking his hollow iron music on the asphalt: a loud auto: a quiet auto: people in pairs, not in a hurry, scuffling, switching their weight of aestival body, talking casually, the taste hovering over them of vanilla, strawberry, pasteboard, and starched milk, the image upon them of lovers and horsemen, squaring with clowns in hueless amber. A streetcar raising its iron moan; stopping; belling and starting, stertorous; rousing and raising again its iron increasing moan and swimming its gold windows and straw seats on past and past and past, the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks; the iron whine rises on rising speed; still risen, faints; halts; the faint stinging bell; rises again, still fainter; fainting, lifting, lifts, faints foregone: forgotten. Now is the night one blue dew.

Now is the night one blue dew, my father has drained, he has coiled the hose.

Low in the length of lawns, a frailing of fire who breathes...
Parents on porches: rock and rock. From damp strings morning glories hang their ancient faces.

The dry and exalted noise of the locusts from all the air at once enchants my eardrums.

On the rough wet grass of the back yard my father and mother have spread quilts. We all lie there, my mother, my father, my uncle, my aunt, and I too am lying there.…They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular, of nothing at all in particular, of nothing at all. The stars are wide and alive, they seem each like a smile of great sweetness, and they seem very near. All my people are larger bodies than mine,...with voices gentle and meaningless like the voices of sleeping birds. One is an artist, he is living at home. One is a musician, she is living at home. One is my mother who is good to me. One is my father who is good to me. By some chance, here they are, all on this earth; and who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night. May God bless my people, my uncle, my aunt, my mother, my good father, oh, remember them kindly in their time of trouble; and in the hour of their taking away.

After a little I am taken in and put to bed. Sleep, soft smiling, draws me unto her: and those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home: but will not, oh, will not, not now, not ever; but will not ever tell me who I am.


This is very profound. Who are you, Dear Reader! Speak if you know.
Here's one of Alan's digital prints. Elaine does the plastic arts but also makes jewelry, such as the blue earrings I wore at the party. Here's the necklace on the right:

Look at the striking jewelry Elaine is wearing. Claudia was fascinated by it.

We toasted in the New Year with some champagne I bought in one of our package stores. I asked for help since I know nothing about champagne, or basically about anything.

In fact I'm wearing yet another sweater fron the Sweater Mill, I thot the tag said $39 but it was really $69.

Bought it anyway.

Dyou believe I forgot to take a picture of Helen? She runs out daytime meeting at the Giant. She and husband Larry organize our Fall Bonfires.

Ruth, Evelyn, and Ellen.

Here's Larry looking at the - wipe your hands, Larry, it's very dusty - Replogle I bot a few years ago at Staples. When my kids were growing up, we always had one in the house.

Larry served in the Peace Corps after graduating from Bucknell and wanted to see if the West African country was on there.

It was. He was a gym teacher. They're trying to build up athletes in Africa - Kenya, Nigeria - as a way out of poverty.